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Drummers and percussionists are the butt of countless jokes, often impugning their musicianship and/or their intelligence. These are naturally unfair generalisations but are enjoyed by many drummers and non-drummers alike. In some countries the instrumentalist in question is not the drummer but bass player.

Examples of this include:

What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once!
What do you call someone who hangs around musicians?
A drummer.
How many musicians does it take to make a jazz quartet?
Three, plus a drummer.
Drummers have the rhythm in their blood. Bass players usually have only alcohol in their blood.

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